Published on August 8th, 2014 | by Geckos Tales Team
16 NUGGETS OF TRAVEL WISDOM (AND TRASH) FROM TWITTER
Twitter: home to Justin Bieber’s ego, trolls, swathes of useless information, cat pictures and, when you dig a little deeper, some interesting takes on the world of travel.
To conjure up a plethora of interesting, startling and occasionally downright distasteful travel thoughts/tips/quotes/experiences, all you’ve got to do is type in some keywords and hit ‘search’. So we did. Here’s a selection of stuff we thought was worth sharing for one reason or another.* Enjoy.
1. Just Google it
who needs travelling when you can stalk random neighbourhoods on google earth
β ka$$ (@larrytrench) August 7, 2014
2. Philosophising on the fairer sex
2. Cosy camping
3. AMERICA, F@&# YEAH!
4. All jokes aside
“it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours” something so simple is so funny hahahahah β Ella! (@letmalikzaynnow) May 14, 2013
5. Bridging the gap
Istanbul, Turkey, is the only city in the world that sits on two continents.
— Learn Everyday (@TheGoogleFactz) August 7, 2014
6. Spot on
— Boris Kodjoe (@BorisKodjoe) June 6, 2014
7. Homegrown hack
— HitTheRoad.ca (@HitTheRoadca) August 4, 2014
8. Nice digs, senor
All my friends who have been into my house said it's mini Mexico.
— Grouch (@Oscar_Licon) August 7, 2014
9. Alpaca your belly
10. No nestling
Just been sent a travel editor’s list of banned words. It’s very funny. Azure. Hubby. Kids. Nestling. Amidst. Pampering. Tolkeinesque. Lux
β Guy Walters (@guywalters) August 6, 2014
11. The pick up line
Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel! β Pickup Lines (@Funny_Truth) July 30, 2014
12. Hot, hot, heat
Funny how lifestyle headlines in Southeast Asia still write stuff like “great fashion tips for the summer” It’s summer 365 days a year here! β Nadia Daeng (@NadiaDaeng) March 31, 2013
13. Homegrown hack 2.0
14. First world problems
Travel Tip: Make sure to tell all the starving locals about your gluten free low fat 100 calorie garden salsa chips that cost $15.
β Dalton (@whatisadalton) August 7, 2014
15. Apply hashtags liberally
16. Wise in other ways
not everyone can travel the world and that doesn’t mean their wisdom and experiences are of any less value
β mKiang (@wukiangclan) July 31, 2014
*We don’t endorse all of this stuff.