Would you like some waffles with that? Belgium might just be one of the coolest, artsiest and most waffle-filled little countries you ever did see.
Turn that frown upside down cos we’re going to Belgium where the humour is grim, the chocolate is plentiful and there’s way too much stuff to do.
Since you’ve come all this way, better get onto that chocolate-wagon and stuff yourself enough to last the ride home, and wash it all down with the infinite varieties of bellisimo Belgian beer.
And once you’ve done that, well you can burp your way through all the art-nouveau buildings of Brussels, while getting confused as to who speaks Flemish and who speaks French, heading towards the medieval city centre, the Grand Palace, and oh so much more.